SYH3 #20
Nut 'n Bone Gets the Pack
High(er Learning...spelled with a "K") Trail
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Hare: Nut 'n Bone
Start Point: Nanhu Park
The pack met up on a beautiful Sunday afternoon to see what sort of shitshow the GM had prepared for them this time. Trail took the pack through the campus of Northeastern University before dragging them through another amusement park where GM Nut 'n Bone and HD Makgeolli-avelli split from the pack. A true trail pointed across the river, reminding the pack of Nut's recent failed mucky attempt to cross a not-so-dried lake bed. To their surprise, Makgeolli and Nut waited to escort the pack across the water in a paddle-boat so they could complete trail.
The pack's favorite Hareraiser, Shercock Cleans, introduced the pack to his first Hash song:
Hey Virgin
One banana, two banana, three banana, four/
Your father never had a job/
Because your mother was a whore
Sucked so much dick that you never were poor
Knees were so chaffed they were permanently sore
Five banana, six banana, seven banana, eight/
Tried to ask your cute sister on a date/
Saw her on the floor with my fellow hash-mate/
Asked how this happened?/
He said, “I paid the going rate.”
Drink it down, down, down, down, down...
The pack's favorite Hareraiser, Shercock Cleans, introduced the pack to his first Hash song:
Hey Virgin
One banana, two banana, three banana, four/
Your father never had a job/
Because your mother was a whore
Sucked so much dick that you never were poor
Knees were so chaffed they were permanently sore
Five banana, six banana, seven banana, eight/
Tried to ask your cute sister on a date/
Saw her on the floor with my fellow hash-mate/
Asked how this happened?/
He said, “I paid the going rate.”
Drink it down, down, down, down, down...