SYH3 #22
Mystery Hash
Monday, August 5, 2019
Hares: Everyone!
Start Point: Gongye Zhanlangyuan Station exit C2 (工业展览源)
With the summer heat finally beginning to abate slightly, the pack mixed it up and held its first Mystery Hash. With four named Hashers, Fairy Cunt Liquor, Flexy Feline, Nut 'n Bone, and Shercock Cleans, and two Virgins, NNFeather and NNJustin, in attendance, it was bound to be an interesting evening.
For a Mystery Hash, the first Hare is selected randomly. Obviously, the Hash Gods chose NNFeather to put down our first 15 minutes of chalk. We couldn't send out a Virgin alone, so Shercock accompanied her and the bottle of gin she had brought. NNJustin and Fairy hared the second leg of trail arriving at the 15-minute stop point a hair ahead of the rest of the pack. They continued southwesterly, bringing the pack onto Northeastern University's campus. Flexy and Nut took the chalk for the final piece of trail. The pack reassembled at the university's south gate for a short circle beneath a bridge.
The pack dined at a nearby restaurant. Gaining a private room, the hungry Hashers were ready to ply themselves with beer and baijiu. The meal didn't last nearly as long as planned. In true Hash form, two members of the pack decided that restaurants were for forcing food out of the body instead of inserting it. One Hasher made several trips to the toilet to release her beer, while another filled her gin vessel and then a plate from the table. This unsettled the appetite of all but Nut who continued on for another few minutes eating pork and drinking baijiu.
For a Mystery Hash, the first Hare is selected randomly. Obviously, the Hash Gods chose NNFeather to put down our first 15 minutes of chalk. We couldn't send out a Virgin alone, so Shercock accompanied her and the bottle of gin she had brought. NNJustin and Fairy hared the second leg of trail arriving at the 15-minute stop point a hair ahead of the rest of the pack. They continued southwesterly, bringing the pack onto Northeastern University's campus. Flexy and Nut took the chalk for the final piece of trail. The pack reassembled at the university's south gate for a short circle beneath a bridge.
The pack dined at a nearby restaurant. Gaining a private room, the hungry Hashers were ready to ply themselves with beer and baijiu. The meal didn't last nearly as long as planned. In true Hash form, two members of the pack decided that restaurants were for forcing food out of the body instead of inserting it. One Hasher made several trips to the toilet to release her beer, while another filled her gin vessel and then a plate from the table. This unsettled the appetite of all but Nut who continued on for another few minutes eating pork and drinking baijiu.